Thursday, July 29, 2010

spencer

people with this name are stupid. they think they are smart but actually.. everyone look down on them.
i know of 2 spencers. one is a dog and one is a............. stupid old man.

LOL.

this is a pointless entry but i just want to tell the whole world. dun name ur child spencer. dun. HAHAHAHAHHA

Thursday, July 8, 2010

reminders to him..

1) breathe and count 1 to 10.

2) think if it is worth it.

3) smile first


4) think again if it is my own temper thats fuck up. remember that shes more angry than you! do you want to LOSE her??

5) smile again if shes looking [if shes not cus possibly by now shes slightly angry, just DONT SAY ANYTHING]
no matter what she says, just dont ignore and continue to smile. you know shes now slightly angry so she'll most likely provoke you to answer back.
SHUT UP & GO TO NEXT STEP!


6) go to toilet, take one deep breath and shout your balls out IN YOUR MIND. smile in the mirror.


7) if outside, just say "give me 10 seconds, then turn your back and make a monkey face. if it is not working still, think that you have to turn and make a money face in front of her. [dont make the same money face twice].

8) come out of toilet or turn back and say "im ok" and smile. no matter what she says just smile. trust yourself, she loves you a lot to still be angry with you. even if shes like angry by ignoring you, trust yourself she is smiling in her heart by now.

9) imagine shes saying "she'll love you forever". smile AGAIN!

10) go to step 1 if blood still boiling. [you're hopeless if you need to repeat this. you are a man not a girl. fucker. you dont deserve her and should just fuck off. you know what? you've angered her so many fucking times yet you still cant stop. love her not angry with her! you want her to leave you forever? if not, go to fucking step 1 again! [make a fool of yourself to repeat this again].


11) if you came from WSL. GO BACK NOW idiot.


1) count 1 to 10 AGAIN!!! breath in between.

2) tell her wait 1 min before you do anything cuz you're going to tell her something.

3) go to KYFT.

4) now tell her please don't go. hold her hand. you know you dont wish her to go right? whats your ego fucker? go take her hand! you're sure everytime shes just being hard headed, in her heart she wants you do it.

5) theres nothing to say by holding her hand looking in her eyes, she'll shout at you "WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW!"

6) say "please dont go". and act like injuired dog. most likely you cant. so just say "please dont go" each time she flings her hand.

7) if you are angry by now, go back to KYFT.

8) DONE! confirmed!!